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Marlboro miles poker table3/8/2024 They have invited ME to take part in the 2007 Challenge. He is smoking some seriously noxious off-brand cigarette he just got in Thailand. He is so mad that he is going to Change Brands, and throw away all of his Marlboro points or bucks or whatever they are called. Usually he speaks in a maddeningly hypnotic monotone, endlessly, stopping only to sip his coke or coffee and drag his unfiltered fucking Marlboro.īut on the phone just now I heard actual INFLECTION, punctuated by recognizable PAUSES. He is sure he did everything right and that it should have arrived in plenty of time. Copies of ID and a lot of information from he and I and Carl and Lou. For some reason our application didn’t go through and we are not even going to get to participate in the Challenge. We are each going to be $250,000 richer AND get invited for a soiree at the Marlboro Ranch in Montana. H-Bom has rallied Lou in New York and Carl in Florida to cover whatever territory he and I cant cover from L.A. Marlboro has organized a nation-wide scavenger hunt.Ī photo of a specific rock somewhere in Utah.Ī photo of the world’s largest porcelain banana.Ī photo of porcupines fucking. In fact, whatever it is, I have no doubt that we are going to win. So, though I have never smoked cigarettes, and though I have a particular disdain for Marlboros (and German Goth-techno) specifically as a result of long road trips with Henry, I agree immediately to be part of this Marlboro Challenge Team. And two days later I found myself somehow living in the middle of the forests of Northern California as a resident clown and producer with an amazing family circus. He backed my entry into the 2004 World Series of Poker, where I immediately turned $225 into $10,400, earning entry into the main event by outlasting 307 players (and 464 re-buys) in a Super Satellite the day before.Īfter Vegas we smoked Cuban cigars while blowing through Death Valley in his beat-up red convertible. He has been keeping busy with domestic adventures and the occasional trip to somewhere in eastern Europe to coordinate with his ‘female associates’ about buying cheap real estate suitable for ‘video enterprises.’ Since being ejected from his (expatriated) home country of Australia two years ago due to a silly paperwork snafu, Henry has been based out of his mother’s guest room in Los Angeles.
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